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CAN’T TOUCH THIS!
Is there anything more annoying than people touching your belly without asking? No, the baby won’t kick on demand, nor is your touch special. People, it’s weird to go around and touch women’s bellies. My body, my rules! Get your own huge bump to pet.
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AM I GROWING AN ALIEN?
When the baby kicks it’s super sweet; that’s when your maternal instinct wakes up. That kicking gets weirder with time. Your belly will stretch in all the possible directions. Sometimes you’ll even ask yourself: Am I growing an alien inside of me?
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YOU’VE GOTTEN SO BIG!
What are we, ten? That’s not a compliment. Every pregnant woman hates to hear how much weight she gained or how big her belly is. There are two hearts beating inside of one body, and that’s enough to pay respect.
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I CAN’T SEE MY FEET!
Not only you can’t see your feet, but they’ve probably gotten bigger. Some pregnant ladies can’t fit in their shoes anymore, because they’ve gone up a size or two. Swelling is one of the nastiest parts of this journey. Will it end after giving birth? Only if you’re the lucky one.