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IS IT DONE YET?
All months have thirty or thirty-one days, except the last month of pregnancy. It’s got 3031 days! Just when you feel you can’t take it any longer, the baby will pop out. The problem is going through that annoying last few days before it happens.
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TOO MANY EMOTIONS
Wow, that last episode of The Walking Dead was so touching, wasn’t it? Oh, those poor zombies, *sniff, sniff*. Pregnancy is that one period when you feel too emotional even about the stupidest things. If I cry that much, will I pee less? If only that was true.
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TO SNEEZE OR NOT TO SNEEZE
You think giving birth is hard? Try sneezing in the last trimester without peeing yourself a little. Pregnancy is the period when you lose control over everything, especially your body. You can only hope there are plenty of panty liners in the world to help you with this problem.
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SHOPPING SPREE
Did the nesting phase kick in yet? Pregnant ladies will understand the shopping mania. You need everything before the baby arrives; God forbid you miss on something. Having a hard pregnancy means shopping for baby stuff is one of the few joyful things left to do.